I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob
Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run

I'm crying

I'm crying

I'm crying

I'm crying

Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

Expert textpert choking smokers
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snied

I'm crying

Semolina pilchard

Climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo

Umpa Umpa stick it up your jumper

Umpa Umpa stick it up your jumper
Umpa Umpa stick it up your jumper